MOnster ENHANCED! storys of Dino! yay!

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bwahahaaaaaa


i will bring that thread over here!

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alrighty... dino and i were walking in the woods for no apparent reason.... then we ran into a bear....
then i said "hey dino look its a bear!" then dino says "cool..." then i say "i wanna pet it!" then dino
says "i dont know spocky... its a big bear!" then i say "its not like its going to kill me!" then i go over
and pet it.... and it wacks my head off.... then dino says "i told you!" then i say "SHUT UP KNOWIT ALL!"
then dino says "how the hell can you still talk?!" then i say " i donno.... this is my story! so im going to talk
while my head is dislocated!" then dino says "ok..." then he walks away leaving me to bleed to death...


oh yeah!

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one day for no reason i ran into dino and i fell down and i said " i fell on my bottom" then dino says "hmm i thought you fell on your head" then i said "shutup!" then dino said " Make me!" then i took out my light saber?! (i dont know why...) and choped his head off! then he said "ok that will make me shut up" then i said " it better cause you wouldnt want me to cut a 'special area' off would you?" then dino said "cant use it now cause my head is decapitated!" then i said " alrighty then! i will make you a deal! you shut up and then i will sew your head back on!" then dino said "alright!" then i sewed his head back on and he was on his way

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alrighty! time for another!

ok for some reason dino and i are in china.... and we come across a koala.. dino said "hey look a koala!" then i said " i thought they only grew in austria!" then dino said "Idiot! its australia and they arnt plants!" then a kangaroo came by.... and i said "china is fucked up..."
then dino said ".... you think?" then i said "do you think you can fly?" dino stared at me blankly and said "what?!" then i pushed him over the edge of the great wall of china....

the end....

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alrighty ready for this?!



ok we are in antartica now! i say "damn it dino its your fault were here!" then dino says "ITS YOUR STORY! you made us come here!" then i say " you know what.... i think that penguin is mocking me...." then dino says "... umm ok.... have you gone crazy" then i say "ive been crazy! " then i run over to the penguin and kick it! then the penguin gets mad and starts beating me with a dead fish while dino is laughing his ass off then i became best friends with the penguin and we decided to kick dino's ass!

the end....

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alrighty new story time *opens another monster*

ok... now we are on .....hmmm on a farm and a chicken comes up to dino and i.... and i say "hey dino why did the chicken cross the road?!" then dino says "..... to get to the other side?!" then i say "no..." then dino says "then why did the chicken cross the road...." then i say "it had to because it was running away from me cause it didnt want to be kicked again!" then i punt the chicken! then dino said "why did you do that?!" then i said "i donno..." then he said "I WANNA KICK A CHICKEN" then i said "no..." then he said "why?" then i said "cause potatoes dont have legs..." then dino looks at me like im a psycho and says "what the hell?" then i turn him into a potato......

the end....

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new story *takes a drink of the monster*

alrighty now we are in an old creepy mansion! except dino doesnt know im here! he opens the door and i scare the shit out of him and he screams like a little preppy girl! then dino says "what the fuck was that for?!" then i said... "For scaring me and giving me a heart attack and killing me!" then hes says... "at least your dead!" then i say "same as you!" then dino looks at me with a weird look on his face.... and then i cause him to spontainiously combust!

FIRE!

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alrighty!


now dino is at his house.... and i decide to kidnap him!
i tie him up and force him to wear teenage mutaint ninja turtle underoos! and make him wear plum lipstick! and play twister and force him to eat beets! bwahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaa! and make him join this band! and causes him to dance like this! instead of the way he wants!

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ok now i drink monster after watching LOTR!

so now dino is a hobbit! bwahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!


and i call him shorty! yes i shall call him shorty and pick on his fucked up feet..... he has more hair on his feet than he has on his head! oooooooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhh yeah that is very disturbing! heh heh heh.... yes he has weird feet and he is best friends with sam then i go up to sam and i say "your feet are weird" then sam flips me off....

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[glow=red,2,300]MAD LIBS![/glow]


Old Mother Hubbard went to the Shitface
To get her smelly Gonads a bone.
When she got there, the armpit was Stupid
And so her Idiotic dog had none.

Jack and Jill went up the shitbrick
to fetch a shitload of water.
Jack fell down and broke his brain,
And Jill came tumbling after.

There was a little girl and she had a little curl
Right in the middle of her soda.
And when she was smelly, she was very, very stupid,
And when she was bad, she was butt cheese.

There was a fugly woman
who Shat in a shoe.
She had so many Dinos
She didn't know what to do.



Four hundred years ago people knew little about our
Shitty universe. They thought that the earth was the
center of the entire Ass and that the sun and all of the
Ligers revolved around it. But then a/an
purple people eater named Copernicus discovered the truth.
The earth revolves around the your anus
200394537439534503436 times a year.
Copernicus, whose last name was Shitbrick, was born
in Warsaw, and he used one of the first chewy
telescopes, which was invented by Dino.
This primitive telescope was little more than two pieces of
Shit stuck on each end of a/an door knob.
In 1600 an Italian shit eater named Galileo
expanded Copernicus's psychotic theories, but during the
Inquisition in Italy he was fucking arrested. After
shitting for six months in jail, Galileo was
forced to drinking.

amusement park is always fun to visit on a hot summer
monster (oh yeah!). When you get there, you can rent a
your mama and go for a swim. And there are lots of
stupid things to eat. You can start off with a hot dog on
a ass crack with mustard, relish, and shit
on it. Then you can have a buttered ear of Liger with a
nice shitty slice of watermelon and a big bottle of
cold diarrhea. When you are full, it's time to go on the
roller coaster, which should settle your gas.
Other amusement park rides are the Dodge-Em which has little
Ailens, that you drive and run into other Ligers,
and the Merry-Go-Round where you can sit on a big shitbrick
and try to grab the gold butt cheese as you ride past.

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alrighty.... new story! penguin = Percy! (thanks SHR)

alrighty now we are in africa! oh yeah! dino and i are walking along then all of a sudden we see a lion! dino says, "HOLY SHIT ITS A LION!" then i reply "No shit shirlock...." then an elephant appears out of nowhere and "accedently" steps on the lion.... then dino says "holy shit its an elephant!" then i say "no sh--'' dino interupts "shut up!" then i say "get him percy!" then percy comes along and kicks dinos ass! and then places a screen door on top of dino for some reason... then percy whitsles like hes calling a dog.... the elephant comes toward percy and ends up stepping on dino and dino looks like confetti afterwords! yay! confetti!


then a chicken appears out of nowhere and i punt it! and also i turn dino into a potato and call him the hobbit potato!

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ok now dino and i are trying to build.... a birdhouse and i end up chopping his hand off... dino says "oh great! now i dont have a hand!" then i say "put this on captain hook..." and i hand him a hook... he says "... oh fuck now i have to wear a hook! first i get my head chopped off, then i get turned into a potato, then i fall off the great wall of china, and get my ass kicked by a stupid penguin! now i have to wear a hook!" percy didnt like the 'stupid' comment dino said so he shat in his eye. in the state of confusion dino covers his eye with his hand.... except it was the wrong hand.... and now he has to wear a patch!



captain DINO!

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DINO THE HOBBIT!

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alrighty... time for a new story

dino percy and i decided that we needed to go to pluto for some reason..... so we flew there somehow and we met up with some alians! oh yeah and we said "we come in peace..." but they didnt belive us and they captured us and probed us.. dino was wondering why his ass hurt... and i said "do you want me to punch you in the face to take away teh pain in your ass?" then he said "no why dont you kill the pain in my ass by shooting yourself..." then i went over and kicked him in the ass and the force of my foot broke the probe inside and then the alians were mad so they zapped us with there ray guns......

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alrighty new story and it came to me in a dream...


dino and i were looking through my closet and found my old furby.... i picked it up and it said "I Wuv you!" then i said... "what the fuck is this doing here?" then it said "feed me!" then i said " hey furby! think you can fly?!" then the furby said "what?" then i threw it against the wall and it said "why you hurt furby?! furby mad now! furby hurt spocky and dino!" then furby pulled out a knife and chased us with it! repeating "furby must kill!" then percy poped out of nowhere and beat furby with a dead fish and the furby stabbed percy! and i was mad so i ran up to the furby and kicked it in its junk! then the furby said "Error! error!" then it came back to life and killed dino.....

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FINE!!

I had 5 dollars on me and i bought 2 cans of monster.. Dino had never tried monster before so he asked me if he could have one... i said "alrighty...." Dino opened the can of monster, sniffed it, then chugged the entire thing down! i said "dude... you shouldnt have done that.." then Dino said "why?!" 5 minutes later dino was running up and down the street with teenage mutant ninja turtle undies on his head and wacking everyone with a rubber chicken!


the end....

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alrighty...


dino and i were walking through the woods and we came across a house... we decided to go in... inside the house was a table with 3 Monsters on the table!! and i was like "HOLY SHIT I AM IN HEAVEN!!!" then dino said "oh great...... i have a bad feeling about this..." but i ignored him and opened one of the cans.... and it was Piss warm and i said " this shit is warm!!" then i opened one of the other cans... the 2 one was just water... then i opened the last one and it was PERFECT!!! so i cugged it! then dino said "holy crap! i cant belive you just cugged that entire monster in 1.8 seconds!" afterwords i ran around the house 53795437543957349857249759372 times then passed out... when i woke up there were 3 huge bears about to kill me... then i said "it was all him!" and pointed my finger at dino...

then dino ran for his life and the bears ran after him....


the end...